Hash Patel can relate to Tina Turner this week, as he barely escaped Ike’s violence to join G² for this week’s show. As a thank you, G² attempts to embrace multi-culturalism. Grae tries to convince Hash that she is “practically half Indian because she does yoga,” but then she repeatedly confuses Hindi (the language) with Hindu (the religion). Gariana does her part by insisting certain words are pronounced butt cheese. And Ganesha is not pleased.
Hash uses his spiritual hotness to guide us through Burn After Reading and Righteous Kill. He generously gives the latter film a mulligan, while Gariana expresses her heartbreak and grief while clutching her Heat DVD. They distract themselves from the pain by reading Al Pacino’s diary and focusing on the trailers Sukiyaki Western Django and The International.
Keep an ear out for when Gariana nearly fillets Hash when he interrupts her pitch for a Clive Owen film, and Hash declares himself a sympathetic voice for the lesbians. Also, this episode is chock full of special appearances by Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Sean Connery, Grae’s dad, and Randall the Skateboard Pimp.